Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.
not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.
The deep seated psychological issues your father caused you
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
dont think about ur crush waking up next to you dont think about them in pajamas dont think about them with messy hair and sleepy smiles just. dont. dont do it.
(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)
when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing